I get that it’s a beer mile and it’s stupid but to be clear she’s a doper and she didn’t set a world record in anything
Just here to say you guys (not just this dweeb) who are cracking your totally-jumped-the-shark-2-years-ago burrito and other jokes are f-ing losers and not nearly as funny as you think you are. Get over it. There's no money in this event, and it's a nice combo of semi-serious but also tongue-in-cheek. Props to Shelby for throwing down a 5:43 beer mile. Most of you are probably still drinking your mother's milk, but 5:43 is f-ing impressive.
Faith Kipyegon will crush this record any time she chooses, which I expect will be very soon. Find a way to apply Wavelight technology to beer chugging and she might even go sub-5.
Sifan is planning to do a beer mile/milk mile two day double a week after Chicago I’m hearing
I get that it’s a beer mile and it’s stupid but to be clear she’s a doper and she didn’t set a world record in anything
Just here to say you guys (not just this dweeb) who are cracking your totally-jumped-the-shark-2-years-ago burrito and other jokes are f-ing losers and not nearly as funny as you think you are. Get over it. There's no money in this event, and it's a nice combo of semi-serious but also tongue-in-cheek. Props to Shelby for throwing down a 5:43 beer mile. Most of you are probably still drinking your mother's milk, but 5:43 is f-ing impressive.
I get that it’s a beer mile and it’s stupid but to be clear she’s a doper and she didn’t set a world record in anything
Just here to say you guys (not just this dweeb) who are cracking your totally-jumped-the-shark-2-years-ago burrito and other jokes are f-ing losers and not nearly as funny as you think you are. Get over it. There's no money in this event, and it's a nice combo of semi-serious but also tongue-in-cheek. Props to Shelby for throwing down a 5:43 beer mile. Most of you are probably still drinking your mother's milk, but 5:43 is f-ing impressive.
It’s a bunch of acne cheeked jv kids who spend their whole spring seasons as relay alternates. And washed up post collegiate never-beens who run 6:30 pace every easy run but can’t even break 75 in the half.
I get that it’s a beer mile and it’s stupid but to be clear she’s a doper and she didn’t set a world record in anything
Just here to say you guys (not just this dweeb) who are cracking your totally-jumped-the-shark-2-years-ago burrito and other jokes are f-ing losers and not nearly as funny as you think you are. Get over it. There's no money in this event, and it's a nice combo of semi-serious but also tongue-in-cheek. Props to Shelby for throwing down a 5:43 beer mile. Most of you are probably still drinking your mother's milk, but 5:43 is f-ing impressive.
you seem bizarrely angry at people who clown on Shelby.
Like why do YOU care so much? Mother's milk? Get over it? Relax
Shelburrito is a drug cheat so no time she runs is impressive. I don't care about this stupid beer mile.
I get that it’s a beer mile and it’s stupid but to be clear she’s a doper and she didn’t set a world record in anything
Just curious, what are your actual PR’s? Letsrun dweebs stay mad, *goes home devastated*
Just a little fyi too…a lot of elite athletes are dopers…they just don’t get caught. Same with D1 All-American performers. These athletes include those that set records for their respective countries as well.
As far as I’ve checked, a lot of the world records from the 90’s still stand as well when training and shoe technology wasn’t as efficient…should make you think about what you’re saying ;)
I mean yes they are a lot of dopers, but Shelby was caught, and she continues to lie about it and feign innocence.
I get that it’s a beer mile and it’s stupid but to be clear she’s a doper and she didn’t set a world record in anything
Just here to say you guys (not just this dweeb) who are cracking your totally-jumped-the-shark-2-years-ago burrito and other jokes are f-ing losers and not nearly as funny as you think you are. Get over it. There's no money in this event, and it's a nice combo of semi-serious but also tongue-in-cheek. Props to Shelby for throwing down a 5:43 beer mile. Most of you are probably still drinking your mother's milk, but 5:43 is f-ing impressive.
Faith Kipyegon will crush this record any time she chooses, which I expect will be very soon. Find a way to apply Wavelight technology to beer chugging and she might even go sub-5.
I'd pay good money to see this, but I think you underestimate how challenging it is for a small Kenyan to chug beer.
I get that it’s a beer mile and it’s stupid but to be clear she’s a doper and she didn’t set a world record in anything
Just here to say you guys (not just this dweeb) who are cracking your totally-jumped-the-shark-2-years-ago burrito and other jokes are f-ing losers and not nearly as funny as you think you are. Get over it. There's no money in this event, and it's a nice combo of semi-serious but also tongue-in-cheek. Props to Shelby for throwing down a 5:43 beer mile. Most of you are probably still drinking your mother's milk, but 5:43 is f-ing impressive.
Just here to say you guys (not just this dweeb) who are cracking your totally-jumped-the-shark-2-years-ago burrito and other jokes are f-ing losers and not nearly as funny as you think you are. Get over it. There's no money in this event, and it's a nice combo of semi-serious but also tongue-in-cheek. Props to Shelby for throwing down a 5:43 beer mile. Most of you are probably still drinking your mother's milk, but 5:43 is f-ing impressive.
you seem bizarrely angry at people who clown on Shelby.
Like why do YOU care so much? Mother's milk? Get over it? Relax
Shelburrito is a drug cheat so no time she runs is impressive. I don't care about this stupid beer mile.
didn’t know calling Shelbo a cheater would trigger so many of you!
well she’s a cheater and a liar to boot. She’s desperate and she should have admitted what she did and gotten a job