Really?
What about:
Washington
When two trains come to a crossing, neither can go until the other has passed
Oregon
A door on a car may not be left open longer than is necessary
California
Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship
Nevada
It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway
Idaho
It is illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds
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