Let it Rupp wrote:
To save yourself some money, you take a page out of the Mrs. Doubtfire script. Dress up as an old women, then pretend to be your date's babysitter. On your date, you take multiple trips to the bathroom (tell her you ate some bad taco's that day), then sneak out the bathroom window, change into your old women costume and go check on the crotch goblin. Voila, you just saved yourself $50.
^actually the best advice anyone's ever gave on LR