You syphilitic c-nt! Quit being such a p--sy!
You syphilitic c-nt! Quit being such a p--sy!
Ran against my HS coaches alma mater at an invitational and we kinda got smoked. Coach got mad at us after for not cooling down together and pointed out his old high school team running together in all matching sweats. "Look at those guys, they warm up together, cool down together, fart together!"
"Sprint! I can run faster and I have an artificial hip!"
From across the other side of the big field yelled at top of lungs " Smith get your head out of your ass and stick on that pack" sadly didn't matter as I got dropped by the pack.
Mikeh33 wrote:
Maybe a better time? Coaches were in charge, not kids?
My swim coach from the 90s ended up exposing himself to young women in the locker room, so you tell me.
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My HS coach had a lots of crazy things he'd call us but one of the worst was 'leaky nuts'.
Coach to the race favorite in a championship 10k in a tactical first half of the race:
“What the hell are ya doin!?”
He did in fact, figure out what the hell he was doing, and won.
Joe Piane Fan Club wrote:
Most memorable to me are those quotes uttered in times of adversity. Some that come directly to mind…
“Take off your jersey. You’re an embarrassment “
“I’m running right with you. This should piss you off. “
“You haven’t earned $5 of your scholarship.”
The 90s were a different time.
Was that Jack Shaw, Western Michigan University? (May he rest in peace).
Coach yells at his athlete, in the middle of a dense pack in a large-field race, "You're right behind the girl in front of you!" No sh!t, Sherlock!
"use your arms"
During the 4x800 at state qualifying meet. Lead runner let the field close the gap. Coach runs across the field and shouts, "WHY ARE YOU RUNNING SO SLOW"
"breath through your nose and out through your mouth"
Jogging up to athlete that passed out......
"Did he sh@# himself?" "Yea, he sh@# himself"
I was proud of my coach in cross country this fall was yelling "Let's go Brandon" every time a kid on our team named Brandon ran by.
A 9:30ish kid on my team didn't train at all over winter break and was racing an indoor 3200 race to start the season. He was running pretty terrible for his ability and so my coach yelled at him as he goes by "___(name)___, YOU'RE RUNNING 6 MINUTE PACE!"
"You're legs tired!? Well I'm sick and tired, sick and tired of your $h!t! You picked the wrong dang sport if your legs are tired!" - legendary story of my college coach several years before I got there
A coach of my acquaintance at a major cross-country meet (I wasn't at the race, but was informed by a reliable source): "If you can't run faster than that GET OFF THE COURSE!"
At a boys indoor meet, a girl was entered in the two mile. She was running near the back of the pack and a boy from another team was running just behind her and had been there for a few laps. His coach yelled, "if your gonna run with her this long, you better get her phone number"
Way too many of these are just mean insults, which are not funny at all. Belittling people is horrible, not funny.
We had a kid on our high school team who was one of the last runners in every race. But he worked hard and was a great kid. One race he took off fast and was still with the pack after a half mile. I yelled at him "Great start, and you're looking fresh!"
I got some grief for that one.
Sometimes it seems like Cooper Teare is not that good BUT…
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