What every running Youtuber says before a workout in their video

B Franklin wrote:

hank jr wrote:

Rupp grinds thousands of silent miles and get panned on this site for having no personality.

Yep, there’s no pleasing some people on this site. This thread pretty accurately describes the running YouTube scene though. Add in over analyzing every race and throwing in fake emotional takes about every race.

you realize there are different people making different criticisms, right?

more accurate to say that no matter what, there is someone on LR that will criticize you.

Juice Springsteen wrote:

***shows them making coffee***

***shouts out all their friends lame social media accounts***

***changes shoes eight times in one workout***

I always love the coffee making part.

Seinfeld's comedians in cars might have started that.

Charles Bukowski wrote:

B Franklin wrote:

Yep, there’s no pleasing some people on this site. This thread pretty accurately describes the running YouTube scene though. Add in over analyzing every race and throwing in fake emotional takes about every race.

you realize there are different people making different criticisms, right?

more accurate to say that no matter what, there is someone on LR that will criticize you.

thank you professor, I'll try harder next time.

I chucked, and this is accompanied by some house or chill lofi music

joecrunner wrote:

I chucked

How much wood?

I thought it was click "Like" and "Subscribe".

should be studying 102 wrote:

running youtube is so darn cringy. This whole genre makes running look like a joke. Gone are the days of humble silent grinders putting in thousands of miles in anonymity.

This POST is so darn cringy. We've all read "Once a Runner". Grinding in anonymity is the hobby jogging done that gets absolutely razed on these boards. "Humble anonymity", GTFO dweeb. Put your vocab into your 102 class

When the athlete special guy makes the click sound with his mouth and tongue after he’s like see you guys in a bit or something, I want to vomit

fhdhfghdfhg wrote:

Yea I don't get the shoe change thing. Why do runners stop in the middle of their long run workout, stand around, change shoes, stand around some more, then continue on? Also, why are all workouts being done in supershoes?

I guess when you are a pro you have all the time in the world for a workout and unlimited supplies of supershoes to train in but I found it baffling that pros I've seen on youtube run their long runs this way, with multiple stops and multiple shoe changes.

You can ask the reigning Olympic Champion at 1500 why he use supershoes in all workouts…everyone who can does. Why? Makes you able to train more, faster and harder with less load and reduces injury risk.

About changing shoes on a long run; that sounds more like a workout they call long run?

This.

I love how fast these posts turn into 4:20 mile elitism bullsh*t

Ashli Babbitt decomposition wrote:

When the athlete special guy makes the click sound with his mouth and tongue after he’s like see you guys in a bit or something, I want to vomit

You should and then put it on youtube.

fhdhfghdfhg wrote:

Yea I don't get the shoe change thing. Why do runners stop in the middle of their long run workout, stand around, change shoes, stand around some more, then continue on? Also, why are all workouts being done in supershoes?

I guess when you are a pro you have all the time in the world for a workout and unlimited supplies of supershoes to train in but I found it baffling that pros I've seen on youtube run their long runs this way, with multiple stops and multiple shoe changes.

I can't imagine many people changing their shoes during a long run.

If Jerry Seinfeld wrote threads, it would read something like this.

MasterofNone wrote:

should be studying 102 wrote:

running youtube is so darn cringy. This whole genre makes running look like a joke. Gone are the days of humble silent grinders putting in thousands of miles in anonymity.

This POST is so darn cringy. We've all read "Once a Runner". Grinding in anonymity is the hobby jogging done that gets absolutely razed on these boards. "Humble anonymity", GTFO dweeb. Put your vocab into your 102 class

Back in my day we walked 5 miles backwards uphill in blizzards.

There is a point to let your performance do your talking. That’s what Rupp does and it seems to work well for him. I look at you tubers as product sales people though. It’s not actually about their training or performance. It’s to sell you whatever running product sponsors them.

It doesn’t really matter if people watch or not. It doesn’t promote the sport it promotes product sales.

Jamin , what is your plan for Monday 11/8/21?

Will you crush your training today?

B Franklin wrote:

hank jr wrote:

Rupp grinds thousands of silent miles and get panned on this site for having no personality.

Yep, there’s no pleasing some people on this site. This thread pretty accurately describes the running YouTube scene though. Add in over analyzing every race and throwing in fake emotional takes about every race.

People do that on Strava too. I suppose it gives average amateurs purpose.

jamin wrote:

Pre-workout spiel:

"The goal today isn't to go all-out. Just trying to get the legs turning over a bit. We're just checking off some boxes. I'll start out at X pace and adjust from there. Still feeling a little flat from the last workout. We're not trying to have a **** measuring contest here."

Actual workout:

All-out, race effort in supershoes and split times are based on flying start and optimistically rounded down.

Whatever they are doing, it's more than you're doing Benjamin. Complaining about everything is a waste of time. Get a girlfriend in your league and you'll post less and enjoy life more.