Movie Lines- What's your favorites?

plese include the movie with the quotes.

Cooter, M.D. wrote:

These go to eleven.

Why not just make ten louder?

A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges!

You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?

"so you're saying there's a chance!!"

Go ahead, make my day

Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining

No man, I'm pretty f***ing far from okay

Why don't you stick your head up your ass and see if it fits

Et al

Airplane (1980)

"Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

-Capt. Rex Kramer (played by Peter Graves)

"I speak Jive."

-Old Lady Who Speaks Jive (played by Barbara Billingsley)

Have you ever noticed the movie poster has the tagline:

"What's slower than a speeding bullet, and able to hit tall buildings at a single bound?"

I dunno, but I think Mohammed Atta figured this question out. Check out the poster in the image below.

Neil! I wanna party with you!

But I know some people that know some people that robbed some people...

"Hey Lady! Did you order a pepperoni pizza?"

"Well, here's the pizza, and here's the pepperoni..."

ZIP

The absolute best movie scene in cinematic history. Period.

Animal House (1978)

D-Day: War's over, man. Wormer dropped the big one.

Bluto: Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

Otter: Germans?

Boon: Forget it, he's rolling.

Bluto: And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough...

[thinks hard]

Bluto: ...the tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go!

[runs out, alone; then returns]

Bluto: What the f*** happened to the Delta I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Wormer, he's a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer...

Otter: Dead! Bluto's right. Psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.

Bluto: We're just the guys to do it.

D-Day: Let's do it.

Bluto: LET'S DO IT!

Can't argue with you on that one, it is classic.

Looooooooooooong pause.....then......"Where's Bill?"

"I told you I'm never going back." -Robert DeNerio to Al Pacino (End of the movie Heat)

Maybe there is nothing he would rather do than walk up to you, look you in the eye, and say,"Chris, I'm bangin' your wife. GOOD!"

Denzel Washington "Out of Time"

Or pretty much all of Zoolander

Such as "What is this a center for ants?"

Speaking of Al...

Scareface (1983)

Tony Montana: You wanna f*** with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!

Tony Montana: What you lookin' at? You all a bunch of f***in' a******s. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be? You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your f***in' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." So... what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way!

"I don't run to take BEATINGS ! " Chariots of Fire

" As fast as a leopard ! " Gallipoli

Pulp Fiction (1994)

Captain Koons, played by Christopher Walken: This watch was on your Daddy's wrist when his plane was shot down over Hanoi. He was captured and put in a North Vietnamese prison camp. Now he knew if the gooks ever saw the watch it'd be confiscated. Taken away. The way your Daddy looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopeheads were gonna put their greasy yella hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something; his ass. Five long years he wore this watch, up his ass. Then, just before he died of amoebic dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.

"What's a dazziling urbanite like yourself doing in such a rusticated setting?"

East Bay Ray wrote:

Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges!

Badgers? We don't need no stinkin' badgers! - UHF