Uh, so apparently I'm on a "hit list"

2/10 for being confusing enough to not be clear/obvious what the responses are expected to be even about, unless you are looking for a boring pro gun/anti gun thread.

How many kung-fu movies have you watched?

LRC troll post rater wrote:

2/10 for being confusing enough to not be clear/obvious what the responses are expected to be even about, unless you are looking for a boring pro gun/anti gun thread.

If we've ever learned anything from Steven Seagull movies is that guns are useless against kung-fu.

I've dealt with similar situations in the past and know what you should do. Get a friend to go into the restaurant and ask if he can see the list. Obviously this should be someone who's not on the list, or even someone who's never been in the restaurant.

Your friend would have a sharpie in their pocket. This is the tricky part, so you might want to practice with them ahead of time. As soon as the owner hands your friend the list your friend needs to quickly pull out the sharpie and cross out "Hit List" and write in "Free Food for Life List".

"Percentage of L-DOPA (L-DOPA) patients where PARANOIA is a reported side effect: 100.0000%"

Better cut back

Start listening to a band called King 810

For one they could kill you. For two they could make you kill yourself. The asian gang around here does what is called honor killings. They simply hand you a knife. You have two choices. Either kill yourself with the knife or theyll kill your whole family. And thats exactly why islam is dangerous. Most muslims believe this is not only perfectly acceptable behavior but also required behavior to reach salvation. The left will have you believe that these are freakin teddy bears trying to get into our country. Well guess what they arent and religion should absolutely be used in the vetting process theres no reason we can't accept non-muslims from syria. jesus

call the cops. Don't mess around.

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You are the worst troll on LRC, and that's saying a lot. Your bull shlt riddles/stories are terrible. Crawl back under your bridge, troll.

Become a regular at the local Italian restaurant.

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we no leave no cake white boy

KrisKrinkle wrote:And thats exactly why islam is dangerous.

Awesome. I laughed out loud.

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If this is real you should definitely call the police and report it. I lived in Chicago for a few years and can attest that the mob is alive and well there (not chinese mob though.) Idk where you live, but there certainly are mobs out there that still do crazy shit like this. Idk why a restaurant owner would tell one of their most frequent (non-problem causing) customer to never come back and make up a weird mob story if he wasn't actually freaked out about a possible real threat.

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KrisKrinkle wrote:

For one they could kill you. For two they could make you kill yourself. The asian gang around here does what is called honor killings. They simply hand you a knife. You have two choices. Either kill yourself with the knife or theyll kill your whole family. And thats exactly why islam is dangerous. Most muslims believe this is not only perfectly acceptable behavior but also required behavior to reach salvation. The left will have you believe that these are freakin teddy bears trying to get into our country. Well guess what they arent and religion should absolutely be used in the vetting process theres no reason we can't accept non-muslims from syria. jesus

1-2% of Chinese people are Muslims. The chances are that the owners of this guy's local Chinese takeaway are not Muslims. You're making the classic stupid person mistake of lumping all Asians (yes, the several billion of them) together. So take your right-wing, ill-informed, bigoted bullshit elsewhere. Happy Christmas.

Go to the police. Ask to be put in the witness protection program. They will change your name, house, etc. and you will basically be impossible to find.

Run0978 wrote:

Go to the police. Ask to be put in the witness protection program. They will change your name, house, etc. and you will basically be impossible to find.

Except here. The Chinese mafia infiltrated this site some time ago and have all the IP addresses.

Chinese generally don't bake so I'm skeptical.